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18yo/female/ novelist/bearer of the one ring

harry potter /lord of the rings/ hobbit/ sherlock/ doctor who/ avengers/ hannibal/ merlin/ night vale/ NASA/ science/ ???/ etc.

i dont even know what im doing anymore

novelist/ equestrian/ swordfighter/ martial artist/ horseback vaulter/ future surgeon/ physics major/ NASA enthusiast

my face


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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

thesleepydetective:

The wheat and wheat by-products have turned into dogs, which appear to be safe to approach. Night Vale citizens are reminded that, should they decide to take one off theses cuddly animals home, they are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

thesleepydetective:

The wheat and wheat by-products have turned into dogs, which appear to be safe to approach. Night Vale citizens are reminded that, should they decide to take one off theses cuddly animals home, they are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

sadlilkittenprincess:

theworstcharacterinthegame:

Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?”

Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”

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Accurate

wannajoke:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vs. Game of Thrones

wannajoke:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vs. Game of Thrones

cross-fiction:

Groot grew a flower so he could be cute too.

Original Post

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

misterdoctorprofessornick:

So that’s how they pee……..

misterdoctorprofessornick:

So that’s how they pee……..

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

frogmakesart:

quackdamnit:

frogmakesart:

That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!

How the fuck does that shit work underwater? How come she gets it and nobody else does?

So I imagine she was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that ‘shit’ fell out of nowhere and she was like ‘What the fuck is this? Where did that come from?’. And then the screen just flickered several times and died.
I’ve just made the story up. No way I was thinking about logic and science while drawing.

frogmakesart:

quackdamnit:

frogmakesart:

That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!

How the fuck does that shit work underwater? How come she gets it and nobody else does?

So I imagine she was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that ‘shit’ fell out of nowhere and she was like ‘What the fuck is this? Where did that come from?’. And then the screen just flickered several times and died.

I’ve just made the story up. No way I was thinking about logic and science while drawing.

  #mermaid headcanon  

forsakers:

i’m staring off into space not at you

  #about a&a  

thief-in-the-dark:

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

Scientists estimate that you’d need a population of 10,000 to have enough genetic diversity to maintain the human race longterm without significant…