autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

omuii:

kidz bop cask of amontillado

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

sixpenceee:

The California Institute of Abnormalarts (CIA) is a museum and concert venue in the North Hollywood area of Los Angeles. Some time ago, the crew acquired what he claims to be the mummified corpse of a clown known as Achile Chatouilleu, a performer who died in 1912. Achile, whose name translates to “French tickler,” reportedly asked before his death to be embalmed in his favorite clown costume and makeup. The body – which is still in perfect condition today – is pretty creepy, to say the least. (Source)

photos-of-space:

The Canadarm. Today.

bemusedlybespectacled:

thestomping-ground:

wordcubed:

loafed-beans:

vr4300:

kaijuno:

joey-wheeler-official:

killin-the-machine:

gonguedo:

dietmountainmadewka:

tilthat:

TIL the scientists (and everyone else) in Antarctica have ‘heedless sex’ (16,500 condoms are distributed to 200 people spending the winter), taking ‘ice wives’ and ‘ice husbands,’ and also binge-drink, do drugs and generally go completely nuts, and is pretty much the only reason anyone goes back.

via reddit.com

Nuke Antarctica

Nuke Antarctica. 2 likes. This is the Ultimate Solution to the world you've co-created.

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man scientists really sound like the kind of people who should set normative social conventions huh

Listen but if you lived that close to the South Pole and eternal darkness was a legitimate thing you experienced fall through winter you’d go a little nuts too

Y'all just mad cause antarctic scientists fuck more than you

I’ve spent time in Chile at the ALMA observatory which is kinda isolated in the desert and let me say there was mad fuckin. Scientists fuck man.

Scientists fuck and will continue to fuck until we stop them.

Go far enough north and you get the same effect. Depression because of the lack of sunlight is also a thing

New fanfic trope: we met during six months of darkness at the Antarctica station

Broke: Coffee Shop AU

Woke: Antarctica Winter AU  

Also, you’re trapped in an enclosed space for months with no contact with the outside world. The same thing happens at the Olympic village for essentially the same reasons.

cosmi-ck:

when ur a phuckingn babey

sexhaver:

space-is-out-there:

otherwindow:

queer-trans-amazon:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

tattedwilson:

jackiereblogsthis:

sixpenceee:

Life at -50 degrees in Yakutia, Russia

Ho ho ho motherfunkers!

Hell no.

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

some banners for all the fools and worms out there :)